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Track Rod

Berichtdoor LAROJAN » wo nov 26, 2014 10:56

Uit het clubblad van de keniaanse radioamateurs:

(aangepaste versie)

At dawn the telephone rings, 'Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker
at your country house.'
'Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?'
'Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead'
'My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?'
'Si, Senor, that's the one.'
'Darn! That's a pity. I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?'
'From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod.'
'Rotten meat? Who fed him rotten meat?'
'Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse.'
'Dead horse? What dead horse?'
'The thoroughbred, Senor Rod.'
'My prize thoroughbred is dead?'
'Yes Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart.'
'Are you insane?? What water cart?'
'The one we used to put out the fire, Senor.'
'Good Grief! What fire are you talking about, man?'
'The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire.'
'What?? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?!'
'Yes, Senor Rod.'
'But there's electricity at the house! What was the candle for?'
'For the funeral, Senor Rod.'
'WHAT FUNERAL??!!'
'Your wife's, Senor Rod', she showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief,
so I hit her with your newly delivered Special Design Land-Rover Track Rod.'
SILENCE. .. . . . . .. . . LONG SILENCE . . .. . . .
'Ernesto, if you ruined that rod, you're in deep trouble!!'
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