Land-Rover vermist

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Land-Rover vermist

Berichtdoor LAROJAN » za okt 17, 2015 16:30

A husband went to the police to report that his wife was missing.
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Hmm, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been trousers, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my car.
Sergeant: What kind of car was it?
Husband: A 2015 Land-Rover with 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission and climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom paint job with tinted windows and matched painted alloys, Custom leather bucket seats and deep pile floor mats. Gold Tow hitch and special wiring hook-ups. DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. I added special side steps and off-road Michelins and indirect wheel well lighting. And most important, next to a Yaesu HF-set with a ATAS100 at the back of the roof, there's a Kenwood V-UHF-set inside, with a dualband-antenna on mid-roof of my beloved Landy.
At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Don't worry chap. We'll find your Land-Rover.
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